[LINK] workplace communications
Tue, 27 Mar 2001 09:03:04 +1000
A new virus is arriving in inboxes around the world! If you get an e-mail
message entitled Halleys Comet, DO NOT OPEN IT! It will erase all the
contents of your hard drive, cause your processor to overheat, destroy your
hard drive, and kick the cat! Please forward this message to everybody you
From: Stephen Loosley [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: Monday, 26 March 2001 22:05
Subject: [LINK] workplace communications
Hi all ..
Before email ..
* District Manager to External Plant Manager:
Halley's Comet will soon be visible, an event which occurs only once every
75 years. Have the men meet in the car park at 3 o'clock tomorrow, and I
will explain the phenomenon to them and indicate the path the comet will
take in the sky above. In case of rain, seat the men in the lunch room and
I will show films of the comet.
* External Plant Manager to Principal Plant Officer:
By direction of the District Manager, Halley's Comet will appear above the
district at 3 o'clock. If it rains, have the men meet in the lunch room,
then take them to the car park where the phenomenon will take place,
something which occurs every 75 years.
* Principal Plant Officer to Senior Line Operator:
By direction of the District Manager, the phenomenal Halley's Comet will
appear in the lunch room at 3 o'clock tomorrow. In case it rains, the DTM
will order the comet into the car park, as it happens every 75 years.
* Senior Line Operator to Leading Line Operator:
Tomorrow at 3 o'clock, the District Manager will appear in the lunch room
with the phenomenal Halley's Comet. If it rains, the DM will give another
order, something which occurs every 75 years.
* Leading Line Operator to Line Operators:
When it rains tomorrow at 3 o'clock, the phenomenal 75 year old District
Manager, Mr Halley, will drive his Comet through the lunch room.