[LINK] solution to our IT problems (humour)

[Andy Farkas]

> Memo from the IT Dept
>
> Dear all,
>
> There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across the
> board as far as the servers & personal computers go. The goal is to
> remove all laptop computers by December 2002 and all desktops computers
> by February 2003 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the
> company.
>
> Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many
> sound reasons for doing this:
>
> 1. No boot-up problems
> 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
> 3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
> 4. No more worries about power cuts.
> 5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled
>
>
> Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
>
> Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
> screen.
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
>  A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>  Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
>  A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>  Q: How do I create a New Document window?
>  A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>  Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
>   A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
>  A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
>  A: Don't shake it.
>
> If you have any further queries, please feel free to contact the IT
> department.
>
>
>
> Regards
>
> IT
>
>
>

...so how do you network these things? :)

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        Andy Farkas
    System Administrator
   Speednet Communications
 http://www.speednet.com.au/