[LINK] Correction!

[Andy Farkas]

On Fri, 3 Dec 2004, Craig Sanders wrote:
> you never can tell.  they could be in disguise.
>
> that's why *everyone* has to be investigated.  suspect your neighbour.  report
> your family.  don't just be alert, be paranoid.

Can't remember if this has been posted before, but what the hey, its
Friday...

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As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!

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-andyf