[LINK] Flexible Architecture Research Center System

[stephen at melbpc.org.au]

At 08:59 AM 15/08/2007, Fred writes:

> The Link Instutute announced it had renamed its Flexible Acrhitecture
> Research Centre System (FARCS) to Flexible Architecture Research
> Qualification 2 "The new name is both more descriptive of the maturity
> of the design and a solution to the copyright issue that we have been
> grappling with," said Link Institute head, Professor Klerphell. 

In a follow-up announcement Professor Klerphell noted that the Institute
will release a Millennium Edition of FARCS & FARQ2, called FARCS ME.

As well as apportioning academic staff room-space according to value
to the institute the Millennium Edition will also factor travel & catering.

For example, travel arrangements will vary between the issue of a pair
of thongs, to a bicycle-rack space behind the maintenance sheds, to a
free campus bus ticket to a limo-size reserved parking spot next to the
faculty main-entrances. The catering research incentives will also vary
between a coin-on-a-string for the food vending machines, to tim-tams
in the common room, to reserved seating and silver-service for Deans.

Munching on a tim tam while thrusting bicycle clips pocket-wise after a
sprint to avoid various South American gentlemen, Professor Klerphell
said the new research incentives will out-do the hills hoist and victas in
terms of local inventions. The Professor was later seen wearing thongs
while tidying out his broom closet after today's FARCS ME adjustments.

Cheers, people
Stephen Loosley
Victoria, Australia