[LINK] Elders/Optus Rural/Wireless Broadband

[Adam Todd]

At 02:30 PM 18/06/2007, Jan Whitaker wrote:
>At 12:59 PM 18/06/2007, Howard Lowndes wrote:
>>My broadband election pork barrel is bigger than your broadband 
>>election pork barrel...
>
>I nearly choked at the noon news when the ABC reporter said Howard 
>was providing "lightning fast" broadband. And they're going to do 
>this for the bush? Yeah, right. Was that a pig outside my 3rd floor window?

SIMPSONS:

Lisa has caused the Spit Roast pig to go on a trip. Homer and Bart 
chase the spit.  It eventually gets caught in a flow hole in a damn 
wall.  Squeezed through it bursts out the other side airborn.

Cut to SMITHERS and BURNS in his office.  "I might give $1,000,000 to 
a charity"  LONG PAUSE "when pigs fly"

Suddenly across the window the pig flies by.

BURNS looks shocked.

Jan, they tell me - nah, I'mn not going there!