[LINK] speaking of Vista

[Jan Whitaker]

>http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/microsoft_vista_released
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>Microsoft Vista Released
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>Microsoft released its new operating system, Vista, on Jan. 30. Here 
>are some of its features:
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>Microsoft Word's helpful paper-clip icon now blinks at rate of normal humans
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>Enhanced graphics on "System Is Not Responding" pop-up window
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>Five new card-back designs for Solitaire
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>Something that Apple would never, ever dream up in a billion years
>  Microsoft Vista Released
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>4,391 security flaws to be patched over next 15 years
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>Promise of broad, open-minded future or some bullsh*t
>
>Lists blocked wireless connections with greater speed and accuracy
>
>New operating system, same old Microsoft Paint




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