[LINK] 'Static' Blamed for D.C.'s Extra Votes Snafu
fpilcher at netspeed.com.au
Sat Oct 4 13:53:06 EST 2008
Bernard Robertson-Dunn wrote:
> "One of the many possible causes could be an electric charge or static
> discharge," said Errol Arthur, D.C. Board of Elections.
It was...um...STATIC ELECTRICITY! Yeah - that's the ticket - static
electricity. It's well known for causing extra votes! You can't be too
careful around static electricity. Yessiree, Bob. Static electricity.
Yep. That's what it was alright.
And you know, static electricity ALWAYS adds Republican votes. Always.
No-one knows why, but it's a well-known fact. Any scientist'll tell you
Uh huh. Static electricity.
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