[LINK] The Good Doctors Kat & Evans

[stephen at melbpc.org.au]

It's not Friday .. however ..

Good friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided 
that, in spite of their differing specialties, they would open a practice 
together and share office space and personnel.

Dr. Kat was the psychiatrist and Dr. Evans was the proctologist.

They decided to put up a sign reading ..

"Dr. Kat and Dr. Evans: Hysterias and Posteriors."


But, the town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was also not acceptable, so again they changed the sign. 

"Catatonics and High Colonics" ...... No go.

Next they tried, "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" 

... thumbs down, again.

Then came, "Minds and Behinds" .... still no good.

Another attempt resulted in, "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" 

...... unacceptable again.

So they tried, "Analysis and Anal Cysts" ..... not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts" ..... no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks" ..... still no good.

"Loons and Moons" ..... forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

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"Dr. Kat and Dr. Evans -- Odds and Ends"


No worries :)

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Cheers,
Stephen