[LINK] iPhone 5 … Problematic

[Jim Birch]

Key features according to The Onion:


   - Says things when you touch it, just like a real person
   - Adjustable hand-strap
   - Siri tunelessly hums when left alone for too long
   - Plaid
   - Makes a sighing noise whenever it passes older iPhones
   - Frictionless no-grip casing eases transition from hand to floor
   - Can hammer nails
   - Is pathetic piece of sh*t compared to the iPhone 6

http://www.theonion.com/articles/iphone-5-features,29536/

Jim