[LINK] Saint Obama of the digital inquisition

[stephen at melbpc.org.au]

For a bit silliness, Pravda can be worth a look sometimes ..

"Saint Obama of the digital inquisition: God contacts Rome, Christ holds 
press conference"

24.06.2013, by John Stanton http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/24-
06-2013/124915-nsa_cia_prism-0/


Christ held an Apostle's Conference (White House Press Corps) at the White 
House Rose Garden recently in Washington, DC, the Capital of the Holy 
American Judeo-Christian Empire.

Before taking questions, Christ opened with a brief statement.

"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if 
you have been bad or good. So be good for goodness' sake. He makes a list 
and checks it twice. You had better not cry or pout. He knows who has been 
naughty and nice."

Christ's statement went on. "I am pleased to report that God is thrilled 
with the National Security Agency, the Pentagon and its Defense Industrial 
Base, the Tele-communications Industry, and those marvelous 21st Century 
Towers of Babble -- Facebook, Twitter and Google. 

God notes that it is clearly a miracle (of His own doing, of course) that 
the decades long state and corporate alliance to firmly plant God's 
presence in the minds of his American Judeo-Christian children has finally 
borne fruit.

I am authorized to report that God has instructed the Pope in Rome that 
President Barack Obama is to be Canonized as Saint Obama of the Digital 
Inquisition."

Christ said that God opined, "'Why it is a return to the Medieval 
Consciousness! What joy! Every human being under My total, non-dualistic 
dominion once again. I am alight and burning bright within the minds of all 
once again.' 

God reminds the human species that He is once again omnipotent, omniscient, 
omnipresent in the  bathroom, bedroom, war-room, boardroom, courtroom, 
SCIF, bunker, SSBN, and, of course, the International Space Station. The 
National Security Agency, Lockheed Martin, Booz Allen Hamilton, the 
Pentagon, ATT, Sprint and so many others are commended for putting the Fear 
of God; really the Fear of God's Mystical Surveillance powers back on 
track. 

The implementation of technological miracles like PRISM, TRAPWIRE, 
innovations in packet sniffing, fiber optic taps, and SIGINT (all inspired 
by God, of course) have 'resurrected and cemented the God-State-Corporate 
alliance with Me, God, as unquestioned authority.'"

Christ stated that "God works in mysterious ways. Who else do you think 
controls the electromagnetic spectrum, gravity, thermodynamics, synapses, 
neurons. You can call God the NSA, CIA, PRISM, Big Data, Tempora or 
whatever silly name you want, but that's just evidence of God's good work. 

You all have made the human mind more susceptible to His will than at 
anytime in humanity's existence. God thinks; no, He knows that the vast 
majority of citizens in the Holy American Judeo-Christian Empire will set 
aside their individuality and this 'nonsense called free will' and 
henceforth,  in a blessed moment of uncertainty, ask Is God-NSA listening 
in? Can God see me when I am sleeping? Can God see my anti-God dreams 
(punishable, of course)? Oh what joyful compliance will ensue when war and 
austerity are the norm!"
 
Christ said that he was authorized to disclose that Dante is rotting in 
Hell for arguing for the breakup of God or the need for two competing 
rulers: one Earthly, one Heavenly. 

God points out that the insidious souls of the Renaissance Era are also 
living in flames with Dante, as will Snowden, Ellsberg, Assange, Edmonds, 
and related scurrilous souls.

Christ reminded the Apostles - rather, the assembled White House Press 
Corps -- that in the Gospel of Matthew (it's on the record, not 
classified), that he had mentioned that he showed up not to necessarily 
bring peace but to set Son against Father, Daughter against Mother, and 
Friend against Friend. 

He mentioned this in response to a question on Saint Obama of the Digital 
Inquisition's anti-whistle blower Insider Threat Program applicable to all 
of the Holy American Judeo-Christian Empire (Christ said it is designed on 
"private sector research"). He said that Insider Threat Program was a fine 
example of what he was talking about in Matthew. "The Insider Threat 
Program---in combination with NSA/Corporate surveillance activities-are 
what God calls 'God, ME, on Earth Programs (GMEP).' The synergistic effect 
is that no human being ever again will engage in any communication 
whatsoever-even with one's self in the bathroom or with a mistress in bed--
-without wondering if the thoughts are being harvested, filmed and stored 
by God's agents. 

If you all really believe "In God We Trust", then you have nothing to worry 
or even think about. Trust the Servants of God said Christ." 

John Stanton is a Virignia based write specializing in national security. 
God vetted this article. Reach him at cioran123 at yahoo.com


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