[LINK] Oh My Dog. nbn(tm) taking it to extremes.

[Andy Farkas]

They pay for this stuff to be written. A lot.

Pity the current copper they're using will have to be replaced by 2027

http://www.nbnco.com.au/blog/connected-homes/cws-its-7am-in-2027-and-your-alarm-has-sounded.html?cid=socmed%3Atwitter%3Aoutbound%3Ablog%3A07%2F06%2F17

"You hold your wrist up towards the front door and your embedded chip
confirms your identity, allowing it to unlock. Balancing your plate of
croissants, you pat your pockets instinctively, again forgetting you
don’t have a wallet or keys anymore. You’re about to leave when you
see Alex’s light flashing on the screen near the door. “Yes, Alex?”

Your hear the dryer pop open down the hall: “Don’t forget your jacket.”

-andyf