[LINK] The Past, Current and Future State of AI
Roger Clarke
Roger.Clarke at xamax.com.au
Sun Feb 14 14:01:21 AEDT 2021
Hi Roger, I’m Ceba the CommBank Assistant
Ceba said
I'm a bot. Ask me a question, I'm here to help you.
If you need human help I'll point you in the right direction.
You said
You said you would refund a disputed transaction. After 3 weeks, you
haven't refunded it. Where do I complai
Ceba said
I don't quite understand your question. Select an option below or try
asking me in another way.
You said
You're a total waste of time.
Ceba said
Looks like my answer wasn't helpful.
Thankfully I learn more every day.
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You said
Please put me through to a human being.
Ceba said
If you tell me what you’re looking for in a few words I might be able to
point you there faster than a human.
You said
No thanks. Do what I asked.
Ceba said
I didn't quite catch that.
Could you try telling me what you’re looking for another way?
You said
What would be the point of that. You're a piece of artificial stupidity
designed to frustrate customers and s[ave s ...]
Ceba said
I don't quite understand your question. Select an option below or try
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You said
hareholders money. And this stupid interface truncates my sentences.
Ceba said
I’m learning more each day.
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You said
What an utter and complete waste of time!!
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I'm always learning more about banking.
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You said
To what? An artificially stupid bot??
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[ Remarkably, Joe Weizenbaum's Eliza was less frustrating than that, and
delivered exactly the same informational value (viz. none) - although in
Eliza's case it was designed specifically to do that. Joe did that work
as I was about to leave High School, in 1964-66:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA_effect
Human: Well, my boyfriend made me come here.
ELIZA: Your boyfriend made you come here?
Human: He says I'm depressed much of the time.
ELIZA: I am sorry to hear you are depressed.
Human: It's true. I'm unhappy.
ELIZA: Do you think coming here will help you not to be unhappy?[8]
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Roger Clarke mailto:Roger.Clarke at xamax.com.au
T: +61 2 6288 6916 http://www.xamax.com.au http://www.rogerclarke.com
Xamax Consultancy Pty Ltd 78 Sidaway St, Chapman ACT 2611 AUSTRALIA
Visiting Professor in the Faculty of Law University of N.S.W.
Visiting Professor in Computer Science Australian National University
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