[LINK] itN: 'ASX says software overhaul won't involve blockchain'

[Tom Worthington]

On 22/5/23 15:03, Roger Clarke wrote:
> [ The bubble-burst has been agonisingly long delayed. ...

By a remarkable coincidence:

		LINK INSTITUTE LINKGRAM

Stock Exchange to Use Regenerative AI for New Trading System "DRAFTS"

Dateline: Sydney.

Professor Klerphell, Director of the Link Institute, announced today 
that they had been engaged by an unnamed national stock exchange to 
produce a new training system: "DRAFTS" (Digital Register Automated 
Foreign Trading System):

	"We were thinking of using blockchain, but that is so last Tuesday. 
After extensive research, including several Google News searches, we 
have decided on using Blabber-AI to produce the new system." Klerphell said.

Klerphell responded to criticism that they were not using proven 
software, for a system critical to the economy of a nation:

	"Blabber-AI has appeared in thousands of news items testifying to its 
use for everything from recipes to political speeches. There is no 
reason it can't produce a stock training system. Steve Jobs, or someone, 
once said: 'Fail early and often' and our institute has proven they can 
do that. But when we do, we are not alone. We make sure we are on the 
leading edge, but not beyond it. We also checked with a leading 
multinational consulting company, and they say the Government told them 
(in the strictest confidence), they going to use BlabberAI, so we are 
going to get in first and make a killing."

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Tom Worthington http://www.tomw.net.au