[LINK] Lost in the Blue Mountains

[Ambrose Andrews]

2009/5/20 Leah Manta <link at fly.to>:
> Technology is a tool humans use.  If we wanted to be processed by
> script then sack the humans and put in IVR!
>

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Simpsons#Bart_of_Darkness_.5B6.01.5D
"""

Automated phone: Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police
Department "Rescue Phone"! If you know the name of the felony being
committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If
you are being murdered, or are calling from a rotary phone, please
stay on the line.
[Bart presses four numbers on the phone]
Automated phone: You have selected "regicide!" If you know the name of
the King or Queen being murdered, press one.
[Bart hangs up]

"""

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