[LINK] FreeBSD Quarterly Status Report - First Quarter 2016

[Andy Farkas]

Some fun with words (most are real!):

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"Introduction

    The first quarter of 2016 showed that FreeBSD retains a strong sense of
    ipseity. Improvements were pervasive, lending credence to the concept
    of meliorism.

    Panegyrics are relatively scarce, but not for lack of need. Perhaps
    this missive might serve that function in some infinitesimal way.

    There was propagation, reformation, randomization, accumulation,
    emulation, transmogrification, debuggenation, and metaphrasal during
    this quarter.

    In the financioartistic arena, pork snout futures narrowly edged out
    pointilism, while parietal art remained fixed.

    In all, a discomfiture of abundance. View the rubrics below, and marvel
    at their profusion and magnitude! Marvel!

    --Warren Block"
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Available at:

  https://www.freebsd.org/news/status/report-2016-01-2016-03.html

-andyf